Titanium heeled beauty

Bagshite wank

What is this, where is the sex

Police+Tuna

Fuck off

It used to be good when it was on the boat

Barbara Praying Mantis

Alfred was just- he helped men to believe in Jesus

Babs, Queen of Hawaii

Shame

Baldock Tescos- cream, chorizo & Jersey milk

Wearing all plum coloured clothes and a fox fur.

That’s not power dressing, its salad dressing

He drives his mercedes ��.Gwith 6” perspex platform heals.

Cocaine shovel

Natasha- Iridology expert

Sniffing all the cd cases till blacks gets here. the new one has a huge cock though. It pokes out of his shorts.

Salad bowl

You’re a bebe if you don't take from at least one of the bowls

I’m going to be on french TV.

All I want for christmas is a chest expander

Soz m8 didn’t mean to get u preggerz

I sign for Richard Gere

Mary over there

Holly Mungoman says- just brush your hair 100 times a day

 “God Yeah”

That IS a trendy hairstyle

1/18th of actual size, perspex earring belonging to Liz &.- Kitty

A gated community, Highsett

My Pashmina’s bigger than yours

Eat your heart Kirstie Alley

I buy my own rings and I buy my own jewels

My hips are about to explode

I wouldn’t mid being crushed by those thighs

Big Pink Triangle

Oh, I’ve left, shame!

Answer the door in a beret and lingerie��.T

Shave my mum Andy Warhol

40% Cashmere 60% cotton mmm mmm

Shame!

Emergency daiquiri at the Savoy

Dead men don’t rape

Run, run, run, faster, run, faster, don’t stop

Egg

I’ve only eaten one piece of bread all day

Feed me pls.

Ball of your foot and down, ball of your foot and down, ball of your foot, all of your foot, ball of you��.òr foot and down.

Mob rule- as we’ll call it

They do things differently here

Story time with uncle Jamal

Once upon a time, when mountains were still pointy and there was a king in every castle lived a 19 year old.

Drop in the ocean

Substance and alcohol abuse, died of a heart attack, aged 38

Sweets or candy from strangers

Once upon a time there was a flaccid arrow

I wish I was an alcoholic, the simplicity appeals to me

Bobby brown subtle tones

All my love to Sanchez and the children

You look like you fucked someone from a golf course

An understatement is not a statement

I’m married, how are you?

Oh my gasped Jane before she fainted only to wake up with no lips

It used to work, I don’t know what happened to it

We always knew he was special

The red carpet moved under him

Deviyls chaild

I’ve got a speech all memorised and it’s a honey

That’s a honey of an anklet you’re wearing Mrs. Dietrich��.¶son

Created from refuse and dung

Leave the convent

The devil, you know him

Lord, take me now

The British are cumming

It must have been very embarrassing the first time

So that’s how he makes his money

I saw some stuff

Her hobbies include French polishing and making lampshades

Scheherezade party

A borderline case

Gated community

Be guided by a wink from the great eye itself, may you never loose your way

I live to hear your voice at midnight

Motherfucking floral horseshoe

This strange love I can’t endorse

To sit down before

There’s no excuse for anyone to be ugly

Your car is a gay icon

And in the grave by his side lies the body of his cocaine bride

How lucky it is we don’t live in shifts

I will bite off her lips

A son born after a fathers death has power over fevers

You are given time to take

The breast of the land salutes you

Pump action lube

I can watch you again and again and again

Will I let��.z go of my cock

Satisfied

The baby monitor coughs

Money is the only thing that turns me on

She delved into her cleavage and pulled out some loose change

I could tell your ma a couple of things about you too

You’ve learnt nothing you selfish cunt, you cunt dog

A leg appeared from beneath the bed

Looking at the boy in my bed

I’ll never be free till I reach my harbour of femininity

Tattoos on hairy legs

Look down at your feet, what do you see?

Withered bosom

I wasn’t a crack head, he just had cancer

We accept any old shit

I can’t finger anyone with this

The best thing about this place is you can piss on the pool table and nobody cares

Apparently there’s quite a big bondage scene in Hong Kong

I am going to eat you

The pipes rattled again

She started tracing letters on the floor with her left foot

Thought for the day

The Sofa where I sit
                      .                                                         
It’s crazy but it’s fun

I have never met such an arrogant man in all life
                                               
When the world collapses there is always ballet

Lightning strikes a tree

Look - no hands

The baby monitor coughs

You’ll never be Satisfied

San Francisco- Women against rape
   
She delved into her cleavage & pulled out some loose change “I think we have enough for a beer” she said

I’m gonna learn to be a hermit & live in a hermits cave

Something kinky, something rare

Where you go depends on what you wanna score

A Jane Fonda Mask fit for a nun

Maybe just one (or more?) real people

 / SUPER-CHARGED / OVERSEXED / SHAVE MY MUM /

Price incl���˘udes book

I Love ME, I can do NO wrong

Source of inspiration

Crumbs in the bed

I was a model with Peter

Why am I

Why do we do what we do?

Baby tell me why

E-mail to a friend
Why does this friendship continue

They stepped into the Lebanese ���y

Mary has no identity!                                                                           

BUT AT WHAT PRICE!!
t
I’m enjoying lots of thrilling indoor pursuits now, like crocheting and knitting, I made a huge scarf the other day��.{

It’s sad when your life is taken from you so cruelly and irretrievably lost

Most of the time, all kinds of things

You’re liking it too.

I want to be felt, feel your hands feeling me                         
“What will I get” said Jane, turning from one chest and nuzzling into another.

I write soft porn

10:37- 1hr 23mins till the witching hour

Venus&Mars&Me, peaked too early

Hey Bette- Like, those jeans with
applique on them! they make you look like a whore!

I hear you laughing in another room

Is that Big Bad Wolf still on the loose?

You can’t stay innocent

Stunted growth

Feels so good inside

Feet were always her speciality

Not much longer now dear, don’t worry

Take the characters as a starting point, put them in chairs around an hexagonal table

She wins, he comes last.

Have to go back for her skirt.

Me and Madge are bezzie mates- we’re like this. (cross fingers, Jen)

Ne��.àw line up is Melinda Messenger, Alex Blair (titanium heeled beauty) and Kiki Dee

Bagshite wank

Pineapple- off the shoulder Pineapples dance

Hi Jane!

Fuck oeuf

It used to be good when it was on the boat

Barbara Praying Mantis

Kirstie Alley

Alfred was just- he helped men to believe in Jesus

Babs, Queen of Hawaii

Barbara Cook- crossed with Linda Blair

Wally Harpers black dentures

.fiWent to prison.

Shame

Kirstie Alley’s been POWER CARBING again

Hugging a fan and accidentally cut off his nipples

Baldock Tescos- cream, chorizo & Jersey milk

That’s not power dressing, its salad dressing

Natasha- Iridology expert

Cocaine shovel

Salad bowl

All I want for christmas is a chest expander

soz m8 didn’t mean to get u preggerz

I sign for Richard Gere

Mary over there

Holly Mungoman says- just brush your hair 100 times a day, OK?.

 “God Yeah”

That IS a trendy trash hairstyle

1/18th of actual size, perspex earring belonging to Liz & Kitty

A gated community, Highsett

Fuck it darling

Come back to this shit.

‘your car is a gay icon hahaha’

My Pashmina’s bigger than yours

Look- as long as your Pashmina fits through a napkin ring its fine

Eat your heart Kirstie Alley

Big up to my mate Ri, in her Versace. I buy my own rings

Carmen booming out of the Volvo- drinking limit IS 2 bottles Portugese red wine, 5 G&T’s, scoop of base and 3 E’s of course

I ��.’wouldn’t mid being crushed by those thighs

Uh Oh I’ve got a camel (heart) toe

Big Pink Triangle

40% Cashmere 60% cotton mmm mmm Daniel- what are these then

Uh Huh

Joyti DeLauri

Shame!

Oh, I’ve left, shame!

Shave my mum Andy Warhol

Emergency daiquiri at the Savoy

Kiss me Kindl
It’s proper good! I’m well up for it!

Dead men don’t rape

Run, run, run, faster, run, faster, don’t stop

Egg

I’ve only eaten one piece of bread all day

Feed me pls.

Pump  action lube

Thought For The Day

The Sofa where I sit                                                                                       

CRAZY BUT FUN

I never write @bout my friends ‘cos I have none!!!!!!!!

Lardons+2 oeufs = Finally

Froglegs Marmite
.o
L’oeuf qui danse                                                                                                                    

I have not met such an arrogant man in all life.                           

I spij

When the world collapses there is always ballet 

eisscream eisbar icebear polarbear polaroid

Without it there’s no U.S.A.

No Tree  Notre  Notrea[lly]  ?lly
 
.‹Apples green are bad for me

Crazy

Lightning strikes a tree

Look - no hands!!

You’ll never be Satisfied

Sind Sie Allein on Berlin?

San Francisco- Women against rape
   
She delved into her cleavage & pulled out some loose change “I think we have enough for a beer” she said

A minister, a big shot in the state

Why//do? (birds suddenly appear?!)

NO - myohmyohmyohmyohmyoh

Any Moment Now

Strong

The perfume in a rose

Money is the only thing that turns me on

I’m gonna��.Ø learn to be a hermit & live in a hermits cave

Something kinky, something rare

Where you go depends on what you wanna score

I get a little peck & you’re off to bed

How did I get here - so near to heavens door?
hold my hand, suddenly the world became wonderland

Overcoat  

A RaDIO Nun

I do

I’m married & who are you?

A nun Anun anun anon anon

Re-group/re-coup                                             

People with masks

Talk to screen -��.} discourse with

T.V. screens for characters

maybe just one (or more?) real people

Jesus?

Narrator? (all T.V. Screens?)

still image? - thoughts flash up?

supper - costs - ?

SUPER-CHARGED/OVERSEXED/SHAVE MY MUM/

price includes book

I Love ME, I can do NO wrong

Lobster - Source of inspiration

Crumbs in da bed - There are

Lights of home, shining brightly o’ere the phone!

Spring will be a little late this year

Humming bird, mocking bird, listen to me, I’ve got no nest, I’ve got no tree.

I was a model with Peter

there I was standing with people around

Anchorage, Alaska

Almost @ the end of the book
        
C’est vrai ��.£- THE END

Jane Jane Jane Jane Grey Jane Grey                                 

Fini Fin Ende End

Why am I

I’m alive, and the world seems so new to me.

Why do we do what we do?

I swear it moved

IS STIRRING

light=hearted

you’ve got to S.M.I.L.E. to be H.A. double P.Y.

my oh my, do you wanna say goodbye                       

Cocainebill

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me & his bride

the underlying histo��.=ry of it

is this, you see

Yeah. Was fun. Must go out 2gether soon,

I knew I was doomed, this was no ordinary baby.

Le Bebe

Oh my! gasped Jane before she fainted only to wake up with no lips

not however the scalp.....